Student Slap

When a teacher gives a student a bad grade for reasons outside of academics, such as political views.

Derived from Bitch Slap.

Because teachers cannot bitch slap, they student slap.

Ander: I got student slapped today.
Sophie: Why?
Ander: Because I said I voted for Trump.

by RainbowEscapist September 6, 2017

bed student

A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii

opening beer bottles is the only useful thing i learned in university. you were a bed student,

by reversehypocrisy February 9, 2018

Students Offering Support

A group of exceptionally good looking university students who lend their exemplary smarts to teaching an entire course in a short session to those who need or want help, donating all proceeds to sustainable development in South America. These examples of physical perfection give hours of their time slaving on powerpoint to instill a semester's learning into a single session, there only reward being the incredibly low scores they receive for all their hard work.

Jim: Have you studied for the econ final tomorrow?
Jack: Nope, but I went to the SOS session, those stunningly attractive tutors taught me all I needed to know
Jim: Students Offering Support? That's far too legit to quit, how did you reward them for their time donated?
Jack: I gave the tutors the lowest possible score and wrote jibberish in the comments section
Jim: Wow, you're a dick!
Jack: Yup!

by PissedOffTutor April 29, 2012

National students day

National students day is when teachers give students no homework and no work is done on that day. Teacher need to give us money and student make the rules. It’s on November 1st

Teacher: guys open up to page 69
Student 1:no I won’t

Teacher: do it or else you go to the principal’s office
Student 1: nope

Teacher: fine I am writing the note
Student 1: no need to
Teacher: why
Student 2: it’s November 1st National students day
Teacher : oh crap

by Iamnotapersonwhodoeshomework October 25, 2023

National students day

November 1st Is a day you get to boss teachers around because it’s National students day

Student: give me $100
Teacher:no
Student:it’s illegal to say that
Teacher:how

Student: it’s November 1st aka National students day
Teacher:oh crap here’s $100

by Iamnotapersonwhodoeshomework October 25, 2023

as a science student

When your dad is raging because you can't fix something yet you are studying science at university. Can also be said as "as a shtienshe shtudent"

Beta, as a science student, you should know: Insert text here

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

art student

Recently graduated, broke, terminally depressed, and often talentless rich kids who have nothing better to do than complain on twitter about how AI can do better than their awful doodles to justify how much money they wasted when self taught artists are far better. Often conflate nonsense exhibitionism with "deeply meaningful expression" and overcharge for stick figures because while empty of detail, they're "full of meaning."

A: "Dude, who's that yelling at the clouds?"
B: "Oh that's Stacy, she just got out of art school."
A: "Oh.. wow art students are weird."

by Shishitron1000 January 25, 2023