Maintenance texting 

if you’re texting someone you like to keep them interested in you.

john: yo stacey is totally maintenance texting me lmao

Maintenance texting by mel_gracee June 1, 2018

Toilet Texting 

Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.

You’re totally toilet texting me!

Toilet Texting by im110percentright October 29, 2019

chain texting

When someone sends you lots of text messages, often without receiving any replies.

It’s often lots of small messages like the repetition of ‘hey’ or ‘hello’ or ‘are you up?’

A: ‘is Jacob still harassing you?

B: ‘yeah, he keeps chain texting me - it’s sorta annoying ngl’

chain texting by Rainbow:unicorn:sparkle:times May 7, 2020

Moderna Texting 

When you're off your face on the Moderna Vaccine and you start texting somebody weird stuff.

Watch Newsboyz and you'll understand what Moderna Texting is. And you'll also understand what Shiny Happy People is really about.

Moderna Texting by trainvisit April 9, 2021

animal testing

Basically experimenting on animals… Which makes so fucking angry.

That motherfucking ass. He was animal testing on a fucking innocent animal.

animal testing by HAISHSISHOSHWOSHISHSIHSIE June 7, 2021

navy seal texting 

When texting on a phone with a loud button press tone or sound.

*beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep beep*

"I call this 'navy seal texting,' they never hear it coming."

*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep."

navy seal texting by Crocodingle May 16, 2016

left hand texting 

When in the middle of a texting conversation one person’s correspondence gets slow due to masterbating with the dominant, or right, hand and thus only being left to text responses with the non-dominate, or left, hand.

Tony: “Why so slow the the responses?”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”

left hand texting by NaughtyTwin October 22, 2017