Teddy

Teddy is a very pretty, very cute, amazing, perfect guy with an extremely hot girlfriend, his girlfriend’s name is Lucille

Lucille: “look how pretty my cute boyfriend teddy is! I love him so much he is perfect.”

Friend: “Yeah he’s really cute!”

Lucille: “I am going to kill you”

by l4736251 November 27, 2021

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Get the Teddymug.

Teddy Bear

The cuddly bears who protect the little kids from monsters under there bed

We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him

by MymumletmedrinkDIETWATER September 20, 2019

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Get the Teddy Bearmug.

blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!

P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan

by noodleteddies November 10, 2020

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saggy teddy

The act of slapping someone in the face with your nut sack

You keep acting up and I'll give you a saggy teddy.

by Bobswally buckenfach March 14, 2016

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Get the saggy teddymug.

An extremely hot man/boy who has a huge dick and can preform any sexual position you can name. Teddys normally have a couple of things that they are really good at and are okay at everything else. Teddys are really good at building things and fixing things. Teddys are extreme funny and all girls that he makes I contact with her wet and say “screw me please” but teddy won’t because he’s not a man whore but he probably has a beautiful girlfriend and treats her right. Teddys are ripped and shedded and look badass riding dirt bikes. Teddy is also self deprecating in a funny way but he also always has to be correct. Overall Teddys are very sexy and hot and funny and Teddys are also very athletic. Teddy alway treats his girls right. Teddy is the Alfa male 96% of the time.

Teddys coming by, don’t make Eye contact or you will be extremely turned on

by White clawes are for women December 8, 2020

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