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kidney stroker

a cock that is so long that it shifts the inernal organs when you plunge it in and out
dude, i stuffed my kidney stroker so far up her cunt that I pushed her guts into new locations
by bartow joe February 25, 2005
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Stroker

One who masturbates on chatroulette or omegle. Typical to be an old fat foreign man.
-Ewww another stroker on chatroulette

- Those guys are queers !
by oooppeoooepppeooe August 8, 2010
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Drizzy Three Stroke

Drake: " Alright there are many positions i like but i have one favorite that i call the Drizzy Three Stroke. First I turn the gurl over and she arches her butt up, then i hit her with the one, the two and then the three. Then I lean over and whisper in her ear....oh na na whats my name?" lol
Drake: Bend over girl so i can give you the "Drizzy Three Stroke"

Girl: okay mmm i can't wait

Drake: uhhh 1, 2, 3!

Girl: Again! Again!
by Drakelove January 13, 2011
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Stroker

The single handedly strongest, most powerful, most bad assed subwoofers ever created in all existance of car audio, hands down, ever, by Cerwin Vega.

The original Stroker line was designed to do 2 things only, play extremely loud, and extremely low.

They weren't pretty, but looked tough, and played tougher. Most importantly, they would win and obliterate the competition in virtually any and all SPL contests they were entered in.

More recent lines of the Stroker have been upgraded with modern conviences. They are prettier, handle insane more amounts of power, and are probably bullet proof!

On top of still playing extremely loud and low, They will now also cause earthquakes; and will also perform kidney stone lithotripsy.
I had kidney stones, and couldn't afford to go to the dr to get the ultrasound done to remove them. So I went to my buddies house and stood next to his stroker at full blast. In the process I went deaf, and the neighbors house got leveled, but my kidney stones went bye bye.
by ItWhoSleeps September 13, 2009
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Vinegar Strokes

The face a man makes when he orgasms. It is said that when you look into a man's eyes while he has his Vinegar Strokes, you can see into his soul. Its also the point in sex where you can't stop and have to finish.
Cathy: "So, how was Jeremy last night?"

Jasmine: "Amazing! He has a funny Vinegar Strokes though."

OR

Jake: "Dude, I called. Why didn't you pick up the phone?"

Jeremy: "I wish I could've, but I was in the middle of a Vinegar Strokes."

Jake: "Oh, I understand."
by asstrick September 20, 2011
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chris strokes

A bodybuilding Male pornstar is his day job, but by night he is the holy entity of this earth and surrounding kingdoms. Know for his signature move of saying "ouwahh" when he cums, he is the sole God of the one and only Ouwahh Gang. The legacy of Chris Strokes is more vast and rich than that of even Jesus Christ. Chris Strokes is God himself.
Did you see Chris Strokes in "Alexis Texas Ass Sandwich?"
by Chris Strokes January 4, 2019
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stroke

That kid is a fucking stroke
by You a bitch April 15, 2003
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