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stickermom

A mom who chooses to share her family's experiences, vacation spots, sports of choice and number of family members and pets among other things through stickers placed on her car usually a large SUV.
You will know her car when you see it she is a stickermom. They vacation on Nantucket and have an ACK sticker on their Suburban.

Look for the stickermoms with the LAX sticker-that is where you will drop off your child for lacrosse tryouts.

LAX -We are a sporty family that plays Lacrosse

VT - We are an earthy family that plays in Vermont and eats overpriced Ben and Jerrys ice cream.
by LTDad October 31, 2011
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Shocker Plow

Put your hands together like you're praying. Fan them out so just your fingertips are touching. Then 4 in the pink, 4 in the stink.
I gave her the Shocker Plow. Four in the pink, four in the stink.
by Party.Pat July 11, 2011
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shockery

An extremely high voltage, arguably has the most shockage of all. Do not attempt to in any way interact with it, for you will not be able to survive. A "Shockery" may have a chance to give you electric powers (That's what happened to Geoffrey) but there is a small amount of chance. Anyone who is called a "Shockery" must be awesome in some way, as the voltage would have killed him (As David was killed) Do not underestimate the power of Shockery.
WATCH OUT! SHOCKERY IS COMING TO KILL YOU!!!
by JevNoKiro May 26, 2014
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STICKERS

THE COOLEST MOTHERFUCKERS ON THE PLANET. WHEN I BUST OUT MY STICKERS EVERY MAN AND WOMAN GETS A INSTANT ORGASM. STICKERS ARE SO FUCKING EPIC THAT MY GRANDMA GOT A HEART ATTACK AND DIED BECAUSE OF MY MINT CONDITION LEGO DARTH VADER STICKER. GET A STICKER AND GROW A 1 MILE DICK.
my degenerate friend: lets go shoot some manly guns
Me: lets play with stickers
My friend: *dies of pure shock*
by Fireboss76 December 7, 2017
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Louisiana stacker

An example of the Louisiana stacker is pretty simple. One southern girl multiple dicks.
by Mike Steel June 9, 2009
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Crip Sticker

A handicapped placard or hang tag placed in windshield to designate that the vehicle is allowed to park in a handicapped parking space.
Don't forget your Crip Sticker. I do not want a parking ticket.

I use my grandpa’s Crip Sticker to get close in parking at ball games and concerts.
by Ruphert H Humperdink November 14, 2010
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Bahamian pig-sticker

A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."
"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."
by Aeneas Flippenstanz III December 13, 2008
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