Squeebleblapper

When you jizz so hard you have to grav it and move your hand upwards to remove escess hizz. Hence 'squeeble'

Woah dude i totally had to squeebleblapper otherwise that shit woulda hurted

by Squeebleblappercreator November 20, 2019

squeeze tree

a squeeze tree comes in many colors and flavors, a squeeze tree has no real definition, it is just simply a squeeze tree

you know what, you are a lemon squeeze tree

by squeeze tree October 29, 2019

Squeeze the Fish

Squeeze the fish the female equivalent to drain the snake/lizard).

Hey Betty, grab us a drink I’m off to squeeze the fish, might be a while, long wait at the ladies .

by Bobbysgirl33 May 17, 2020

Squeezed lemon

An object that is missing the most important part.

"Jon's head is a squeezed lemon" "your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

by J3ll-y October 31, 2020

Squeetle

Squeetle is a slang word for pushing out semen after sex.

Yo, Caroline, I know you’re really tired and just want to cuddle, but I think you should probably go squeetle to prevent a urinary tract infection.

by SilasBirch February 27, 2021

Squeeze lemons

Someone who spoils a conversation or function with negativity, usually to be toxic or obtuse.

To rain on someone's parade.

A party pooper

A downer

An act of being toxic

Ruiner

"Hey man, how come everytime we're having a good time, you have to come and squeeze lemons? You ruined the party."

by strEEt-sama May 17, 2021

Squeeze your mitten

To take a piss.

Jimbo, do you need to squeeze your mitten before we get in the Buick?

by Squeeze your mitten July 7, 2022