Shituation

crappy circumstances

A: "I had the turbo squirts and found out, afterward, that the toilet paper was out."

B: "That, sir, is a shituation."

A: "While I was jerkin' it, my little sister's friends were TP'ing my house. Yes, they saw me through the window."

B: "That, son, is a shituation."

by Captain Milligan December 1, 2010

Shituation

A REALLY Shitty situation.

Brandon: I was caught smokin' weed in the bathroom. I think I'm going to be expelled.
John: That's a real shituation you're in dude.

by Dosaaaa January 8, 2016

Sanitation

Noun: Someone who smells like ass and/ or is an ass.

Verb: Yo whats up. Used to start a conversation

Sam did not take a shower today and is stealing everyones food. He's being a real sanitation.

Tom: Sanitation
Bill: Hey dude wats up.

by vladison February 21, 2011

Hitlering the situation

When someone tries to say something to make the situation better, but ultimately fucks things up even worse.

Apparently my friend over here didn't get the hint that he was Hitlering the situation until after the bitch maced him.

by Team Asunder February 22, 2011

sitation

root word is situation,can be used any time to replace its root word

my girl told me what to do with the sitation.

by ash'rob October 25, 2003

sticky situation

the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

now that is a sticky situation!

by BBBBob October 28, 2006

Boner Situation

A situation that is likely to give a boner. Usually involve women (for straight people).

Exemple:
Guy #1: Yo man, I was at some Jess' party and Megan kept shaking her ass on me. I felt like dry sex.

Guy #2 : Bro, what a nice Boner Situation.

by Ramsmaster June 7, 2010