slim john

when a woman uses a slim jim for a dildo

woman: i love to slim john i was slimjohning all night

by klosapagous July 27, 2010

Slim Shady

You fuck your girlfriend while singing "The Real Slim Shady" and messing up the song multiple times in a row.

Tom, I did the Slim Shady with my girlfriend and she loved it.

Jerry, Tom what in ever living fuck is wrong with you?

by insanedick. January 7, 2021

Slim Jim

Some donny who shits on lil A’s carpet and he’s a skinny gypsy charva

Slim Jim is in on the ride
So you know it’s gonna be a shitting

by uk gangs 🇬🇧 March 7, 2021

slim penciling

its when you are rubbing your flaccid dick on people

The was a dude slim penciling on the dance floor.

by DudeISpeakIbionics March 5, 2021

the pickings are slim

there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.

do not argue with stupid, retargerous, naive people, or someone who is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier; most often than not the pickings are slim and you end up wasting your time.

by Sexydimma December 17, 2014

Indiana slim Jim

the act of burping slim jim breath into someone else’s water bottle during a road trip

“Bro yo stank ass breath ruined my water bottle. You know how many wash cycles it’s been through and it *still* smells that bad?”
Ah yes the ol’ Indiana slim jim

by iouwu February 7, 2023

Slimmed

When Slim himself intercepts a ball while playing defensive in American football

I should've thrown the ball higher because we just got slimmed.

by SlimBread July 3, 2022