salty handjob

actually a gaming slang insult, refers to the slang 'salty' as in gamer rage usually experienced when being one-sidedly beaten in multiplayer or competitive team games to the point of needing to relieve anger and humiliation

Player Bronze 1: "gg lol did u even try"
Player Bronze 2: "gg i cant do shit with such a bad healer"
"nah she was pocket healing you friend, sounds like you need a salty handjob now so i hope you have your hands lubed up or is that why you need to use an aimbot cause they too slippery"
Player Gold 1: WTF is a SALTY HANDJOB ?!
Player Silver: Eh sometimes you gotta let it all out after you got raped like we just did. I'm salty as fuck AFK

by what is the LD50 of memes April 8, 2017

Salty's Sneaks

The amazing trainers warn by the Salty Mon.

Also see Babs, Salty Walrus, Babatron, sasquatch or Salty con carne.

If you were to stand on Salty's Sneaks:

Salty: "Yo mon watch da sneaks!"

Salty Battys Wife: "Sorry bbz"

by Babs lover January 28, 2008

sounding salty

When the tone of your voice inadvertently comes across in a harsh and/or offensive manner.

Jeremy said to ABY "Maybe you can get something done around the house for once"

ABY says "sounding salty mi otro"

by lunchboxninethousand March 27, 2015

Salty Blyrone

When six of your guy friends all get together to complete one hand job.

Hey guys, Steve has been working really hard and seems stressed out. How about the 6 of us all chip in and give him a

Salty Blyrone!

by the gentleman April 5, 2021

Salty Cucumber

Dick, Penis, Schlong, Johnson

Sylwia loved Chris' salty cucumber so much although the doctors were very concerned with the sores

by SanderVO August 17, 2016

salty suprise

a sudden wave of cum into the mouth

she gave me a salty suprise

by dindin56 September 29, 2015

Salty Phish

A handsome man (who can't really sing)

He's like Salty Phish, he's so handsome

by FridayThe69 June 21, 2019