Person 1 texts person 2: hey slut bag !
Person 2 texts back: lol hey man whore, hows being a slut?
Person 1: lmao it’s good mate, I just totally ditched an ugly girl it was funny
Person 2: lol dude you’re a prick, but funny shit whatcha do?
Person 1: told her to meet me somewhere and didn’t show lmao
Person 2: haha savage dude, we have such a salty friendship.
Person 1: you’re my only salt friend that understands lol
Person 2 texts back: lol hey man whore, hows being a slut?
Person 1: lmao it’s good mate, I just totally ditched an ugly girl it was funny
Person 2: lol dude you’re a prick, but funny shit whatcha do?
Person 1: told her to meet me somewhere and didn’t show lmao
Person 2: haha savage dude, we have such a salty friendship.
Person 1: you’re my only salt friend that understands lol
by Parker_ December 8, 2018
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Get the Salt Shaker mug.C salt is the third type of assault.
First, there is general “assault.”
The second type is B salt. Simply, it is the odd occasion when a Bee flies up ones shirt to sting them.
Then C salt; this is assault done on the sea or a large body of water. Typically it is on a yacht, and involves some sort of flotation device. It is more frequent than B salting, but less frequent than general assault.
First, there is general “assault.”
The second type is B salt. Simply, it is the odd occasion when a Bee flies up ones shirt to sting them.
Then C salt; this is assault done on the sea or a large body of water. Typically it is on a yacht, and involves some sort of flotation device. It is more frequent than B salting, but less frequent than general assault.
by Youknowifyouknow July 22, 2019
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Salt yes is also used when asked what it means. As a random and strange response. But, if people hear it, it can actually be kind of funny.
Salt yes is also used when asked what it means. As a random and strange response. But, if people hear it, it can actually be kind of funny.
Guy one: “what does “salt yes mean?”
Guy two: “salt yes.”
Guy one *yelling* “SALT YES!”
Guy two *in response* “PEPPER NO!”
Guy two: “salt yes.”
Guy one *yelling* “SALT YES!”
Guy two *in response* “PEPPER NO!”
by saltyespepperno May 31, 2019
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