wrinkle rabbit

A shriveled up chode that makes a schlorping noise when played like an accordion.

I tried to ride him, but his wrinkle rabbit was too flaccid.

by Periodic Fable January 12, 2022

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Church Rabbit

Single people who go to church for the sole reason of finding other individuals that they can mate with. They are referred to as rabbits because once their libido is unleashed, they reign havoc on unsuspecting virgin souls.

Bobby needed to get some, so he pulled himself out of bed on sunday morning to go to church to find him a few church rabbits. By the end of the day, he couldn't walk and was soar for weeks.

by anteater97 July 26, 2009

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Rabbit talk

Talking fast, usually with lots of flashy schemes and scams thrown in.

His/her rabbit talk was irritating, even if it made him/her millions. It all seemed superficial because it was made to seem so exciting if not mesmerizing, like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

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Charney rabbit

A charney rabbit is an excuse, normally referencing a dead pet, to act like an asshole towards your partner.

Example 1
Guy: "Piss off, I'm too busy mourning over my dog dying to talk to you"
Girl: "Well that's the biggest charney rabbit I ever heard"

Example 2
"If he charney rabbits me one more time I'm dumping him i swear"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

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