puss yard

A unit of measurement.

His dick was so big, you have to measure it in puss yards!

by Blake92 September 22, 2016

puss-he

the anatomical term for a man-vag or mangina often used in the practice of prostate milking.

since I haven't let him cum in months, he's been non-stop begging me to fuck his push-up.

him: baby, since it's been so long, will you consider milking me please?

her: are you asking me to fuck your puss-he? Tramp!

by sally "piddle tits" piddle January 3, 2014

Puss Garden

The overgrown upper pubic region of a woman's lower pleasure zone.

Damn, Emma undressed in front of me last night and she has a total puss garden down there.

by Chippy McNish January 26, 2019

Mother Puss

An 8 tentacled creature with a face of a cat. She hibernates from August till June and then in june releases the starbucks pink drink from her puss. She eats her children to survive and will have a second coming in september. BE READY!!!!!

Dude did you see the mother puss milking

by MotherPuss999 July 28, 2023

Love Puss

The gelatinous liquid that appears after some vigorous throttling of the one eyed snake

Hank: Hey Darrel, I rubbed the Herman Gelmet to the point where I couldn’t decide that it hurt or felt good. Before I could make up my mind I had an awful mess on my hands…
Darrel: that my boy was love puss. Wash your hands well. Make sure the water isn’t too hot. If it is you’ll be in a real pickle.

by OG turncoat December 29, 2021

shnargle puss

Someone who masturbates to pregnant women porn. But, be aware, they will totally deny the accusation.

"Wow that fagget is such a shnargle puss!" "Who, me? No I am not!"

by kpitzizdashiz April 27, 2014

mullet puss

A mullet puss is when a girls vagina is shaven and bald but they choose not to shave their asshole so it’s all hairy.

“Oh my god I was fucking Brooke the other day and she totally had a mullet puss.”

by Bigchooch15 December 7, 2020