Partners in poon

Two guys, usually best buds, who back each other up when it comes to the ladies. they are each others wingmen, and occasionally will both try to get with the same girl

"hey, dude, mark just helped me hook up with that chick. we're partners in poon"

by mistermach7 February 9, 2010

poon parade

An all-singing, all-dancing parade of all things vagina. those involved are, of course, almost all women. usually occurs when Nicholas Sparks releases a book, or when there is a sale at a JCPenney, Macy's, etc...Mosh pit-like atmosphere can ensue if sale is over 25% off.

"Dude, the entrance at JCPenney was packed today...total poon parade, must've been a sale there."

by boxhead5 September 28, 2009

Poon Tonic

An alcoholic drink that will get a girl drunk to help you get laid.

Dude what are you drinking, it's stout as fuck? It's poon tonic, I'm gonna go give it to that slut over there.

by teitezzy January 3, 2011

Poon Farmer

Somebody who has many different women waiting to be "Harvested." He can use the poon as he pleases, Whenever he wants

Guy1: Did you see Joe at the party Talking to all those women?
Guy2: Yeah he was Totally a Poon Farmer, and it was time for him to harvest

by BlackSteel December 2, 2010

Poon Trek

The act of taking a long trip for the sole purpose of sex

Shawn: Yo sherrill wants me now but she lives a town away
Cornel: You going?
Shawn: Hell yeah
Cornel: That's one hell of a poon trek
Shawn: I know

by 2kool4NewHope June 16, 2010

poon safari

An epic journey for as many sexual encounters as possible in the previously determined time frame.

It was once again springtime and Jack was about to embark on his annual poon safari.

by bp1zz1e May 25, 2010

Poon Shui

Pronounciation: \poon schway\

a:(noun)
The practice of strategically arranging women in different locations of a club so as to maximize your potential of getting laid. It is crucial to the success of Poon Shui make sure the women are oriented away from each other, so as not to see you macking up on all of the other babes.

b:(verb) Aligning the genitals of your sex partner in a straight line opposite a television. This permits the male to simultaneously watch his favorite show while breaking off a piece. In the sixty nine variation, the genitals are closest to the television for the same effect.

a: "Rick had so many bitches at Midnight Rodeo Saturday night that he had to Poon Shui them so he wouldn't get cock blocked."

b: "Dude, Tracy was in the mood last night but the Cubs game was on. I had to Poon Shui her so I could catch the ninth inning."

by Doctor Switch May 3, 2009