louisiana pineapple

the act of anal fisting followed by the person on the receiving end licking off his own excrement off the arm of the fister.

Man#1: dude Anal fisting is dirty, there's no way anything's worse or gayer than that.

Man#2: there's the Louisiana pineapple!

Man#1: I stand Corrected

by draft9chem/Pookey Sagan January 6, 2014

Talking Pineapple

A girl who has a large "poof" in their hair, and it makes their head look like a pineapple. For example: Snooki

Snooki: You fuckin jerk off!
Vinny: At least I'm not a talking pineapple!

by SnookiSucks March 3, 2011

Pineapple rover

A person who loves running their ballsack or taint across a rough or thorny surface but especially pineapples

My dad walked in on me pineapple roving yesterday but luckily he's a big pineapple rover himself.

by Jtrainmcnastyson December 9, 2015

French pineapple

When a woman puts a pineapple ring in her vagina and invites her partner to get it out with his or her tongue

"DId you get your boyfriend anything for his birthday?"

"He is coming over later for a French Pineapple

by Kitna2Furrey September 17, 2016

expired pineapple

a type of insult to someone who doesn't speak you language and doesn't understand you

speak right you expired pineapple

by whatpeoplecallme May 25, 2021

Pineapple Bomb

Another word for grenade

Back off or I'll throw this Pineapple Bomb at you!

by NarwhalBall May 15, 2023

trans pineapple

When you change your gender to a pineapple so you can eat humans and not be considered a cannibal

“Trans pineapple”

by Skeet skert em March 8, 2019