parker

Parker is bad at baseball and is a person who trys to make a girl not like a person he also is realy salty he is so salty that when he jumps in a lake the lake turns into a ocean

That is a parker over there

by bella1025 August 1, 2016

Parker House

adj. or n. -a nickname for a person who is always thinking of sex. They are known for wanting to take it to the next level. They tend to be sexy and often have the topic of sex come up in their conversations.

"Oh my gosh! Michelle is such a Parker House!"

by wil_roc_u May 25, 2009

Parker

Likes Pizza Hut bathrooms

Parker why are you in the bathroom

by Mi,es123459 September 23, 2019

tia parker

Inserting the lips into the slimy sludge gates and rapidly moving them (like horses lips) this causes the movement of shit into the mouth, it is then gargled onto the face.

Last night I did a tia parker on my girlfriend

by queen of vagina December 4, 2014

Thats a Parker

Reffering to Parker brand feminine hygiene pruducts i.e. douches. The term is used to call out someone when they are being rude, and or, acting like a jack ass.

Dude, thats a parker.

by Garner April 20, 2008

Parkersburg

A small shit hole in southern Illinois. There is nothing there but crackheads and crack babies. This is the place where the young kids go to drink and get away with it.

"Hey man, let's go drink at Finney's. We never get caught in Parkersburg!"

by OMGiiitsMex3 August 12, 2008

Parker Over Here

When somebody participates in the act of attempting to duplicate a once funny joke, or create their own funny joke, and completely fail. This saying can be used when a complete idiot (i.e. parker) tries to fit in with the group in order to obtain some form of popularity or acceptance because his hairy arms permit him otherwise.

Do not be fooled by 'Parkers'. Make sure to identify a parker ASAP if he is trying to be funny.

Parker: What you get when you cross an owl, and a bunjee cord?

Stover: What?

Parker: My ass! Hahahaah

Scott: Wow, parker over here...

Parker: what do you mean?

Scott: I mean you are a parker, not funny, ugly, annoying and gay.

Parker: How dare you say that about me!

Scott: Well its true... fag...

Parker: Well.. its just..

Scott: It's just... a durr durr, just what you fag?!

Parker: Well you never take me out anymore. I WANT TO FEEL LIKE A WOMAN AGAIN.

Scott: This relationship is over, fag... Don't talk to me, or try to do claymation with me.

Parker: (runs away crying)

Nick: Wow, parker over there..

by W_Supra09 November 5, 2009