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pariapism

THIS IS A MEDICAL TERM: IT'S NOT SLANG.

Pariapism is defined as persistent painful erection of

penis. The disorder is idiopathic in 60% cases while the

remaining 40% of cases are associated with diseases

(leukaemia, sickle cell disease, pelvic tumours, pelvic

infections), penile trauma and spinal cord injury.

Prolonged sexual stimulation is also said to initiate the

condition. The term pariapism is derived from the name of

the Greek God of fertility, Priapus.

PARIAPISM.
That poor guy in emergency with the pariapism - his bloods show leukaemia. It's not his hot wife.
by Christian Dedfoe January 21, 2007
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FAG PARADE

The definition is that someone is so gay that they're more gay than just one person...they're as gay as a whole parde of gays.
by TONY ASMAR September 26, 2006
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Parachute

The male masturbation technique of carefully selecting three of the softest tissues, stacking them on on top of the other, and inserting them over the head of one's penis at climax.

The added space between the head and the tissues creates a parachute-like shape, which is crucial so as to catch the cum without sticking.

This method was developed by an extremely talented young man, and is very convenient - one can simply wipe, throw away the tissues, making clean-up a non-issue.
Bro: Yo, my mom needed to buy a new carpet because I jerk off so much onto it. It was most embarrassing.

Other Bro: Dude, just buy some tissues use a parachute!

Bro: Man, you're so smart, I wish other people knew this trick!
by halpwr July 8, 2010
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Pakia

Maori slang: White Man. esp of british descent
looky at that pakia, we gonna eat him
by ragaragaraga June 9, 2009
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Parachute

The best band in the entire world. They make great music and are smoking hot.
Dude did you go to the Parachute concert last night? They were banging!
by loveyoux3 December 6, 2009
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para-sex

sexual activity parallel to but separate from the norm-
e.g homosexual sex which can not produce offspring,which
may simulate normal sexual intercourse, but is not the real thing.
Those guys are engaging in para-sex and are trying to make believe it's the real thing, but where did that baby come from ? how dey do dat ?
by para-den March 15, 2011
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Parachute

The Parachute: Insert both fists and feet into your partner's gaping vagina/asshole and hold on for dear life, in the shape of a human parachute. This can be extremely pleasurable for many different reasons; The massive amount of pressure and weight on the walls of the selected hole are enough to cause orgasm, but the sensation of wriggling fingers and toes will be too much to bare.

Also a very useful way to build INTENSE MOTHERFUCKING CORE AND BACK MUSCLES.
Me: Your mom sure does like it when I get a parachute going up in that gaping pussy of hers.

Me: Did you see that parachute I just pulled off on your mom?
by Ten Piece Cunt McNugget May 30, 2010
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