Bloody Pad

a bloody mary with red bull

Red Bull gives you wings so a bloody mary with red bull is a bloody pad.

by Jendave January 16, 2022

i pad kid

a kid who is physically bent over an electronic while doing most of their tasks during the day; has their face shoved so deep into their fucking phone while eating- in other words it describes brady

brady is an i pad kid

by akdjdkekskxkxkkejenendjskd March 12, 2022

Tomausz Pad

A large sheet of the most premium fabric sourced by the one and only Tomasz. Can be used as a mousepad, fleshlight or toilet paper. Acquiring one of these exclusive products takes enormous amounts of dicksucking and simping over discord. No living being except Tomasz has seen a tomausz pad in real life.

Fluffy: Can i get a tomausz pad?

TM: no, i have 3 testers (he's essentially saying 'go fuck yourself')

by DaraAfterBeingRapedByBurke June 22, 2022

future pad

I place where you will live in the future.

I can't wait to get out of this crappy hotel room and into my future pad.

by A & A July 27, 2022

Shabang Pad

Noun

A conjoining of the words "Shabang" and "Bang pad" to reference a bang pad of superior capacity and diversity in it amenities.

Hey Kyle, where you heading tonight?

Nowhere special John just Max's Shabang Pad!

by 2theMAX the Stair Fax July 27, 2022

Grond Pad

When you naai your chick in the hol

awe bitch wil jy die grond pad vat

by STOFFELS December 25, 2022

Brillo pad

Brillo pad is a dull wire scrub used to help remove substances from pot and pans or other kitchen equipment

shawty pussy so trash it felt like a brillo pad she fine asf though.

by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023