One that blows their marijuana smoke out the window of a bedroom window. They are trying to get their mouth as outside the window as possible so their lips press against the screen and it looks as if they're kissing it.
Steve- "Hey dude how did you sneak out to smoke that chron?"
Arnold- "Naw man I didn't sneak out... I'ma fuckin screen kisser."
Arnold- "Naw man I didn't sneak out... I'ma fuckin screen kisser."
by Inc Cap May 20, 2007
A screen that appears on all versions of Windows when the system has an error so bad it has to shut down. The error text is displayed as DOS text on a blue background, hence the name. Versions before XP were notorious for giving this screen VERY frequently, though later versions were progressively more stable. XP and Vista users generally don't get this unless:
1. They fuck with software in ways they're really not supposed to.
2.They build their computer themselves and install vital parts wrong.
3. They use bad drivers, especially with their video cards or motherboards.
1. They fuck with software in ways they're really not supposed to.
2.They build their computer themselves and install vital parts wrong.
3. They use bad drivers, especially with their video cards or motherboards.
by aewfdsewrtg January 30, 2009
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
by Kander October 27, 2003
referring to falling asleep otp with a significant other, the phone screen is usually black when you’re talking and falling asleep with them— otp.
by OgRosez July 04, 2022
by briefcase with a fanny pack May 05, 2022
The act of a computer crashing by displaying the blue screen of death.
Past Tense: Blue Screen of Died
Past Tense: Blue Screen of Died
PC User: "Shit, my computer is blue screen of dying."
Mac User: "Should have gotten a Mac, those never blue screen of die."
Mac User: "Should have gotten a Mac, those never blue screen of die."
by seebzy March 12, 2012
What happens when you're running a computer that's running low on memory and/or has an obsolete operating system, like Windows XP. When you get a white screen of death, it's usually preceded by some shit like "unresponsive script" error messages or hourglassing.
My old laptop is all fucked up---every time I want to watch a YouTube vid, I have to wait for the white screen of death to clear.
by pentozali October 20, 2014