Screen Kisser

One that blows their marijuana smoke out the window of a bedroom window. They are trying to get their mouth as outside the window as possible so their lips press against the screen and it looks as if they're kissing it.

Steve- "Hey dude how did you sneak out to smoke that chron?"

Arnold- "Naw man I didn't sneak out... I'ma fuckin screen kisser."

by Inc Cap June 7, 2007

blue screen of death

A screen that appears on all versions of Windows when the system has an error so bad it has to shut down. The error text is displayed as DOS text on a blue background, hence the name. Versions before XP were notorious for giving this screen VERY frequently, though later versions were progressively more stable. XP and Vista users generally don't get this unless:
1. They fuck with software in ways they're really not supposed to.
2.They build their computer themselves and install vital parts wrong.
3. They use bad drivers, especially with their video cards or motherboards.

I started up Windows 95 and got the Blue Screen of Death before I even logged in!

by aewfdsewrtg February 1, 2009

main screen turn on

Part of the Zero Wing videogame intro. Also see all your base.

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.

by Kander October 27, 2003

Black Screen of Death

Abbreviated as BSoD (not to be confused with the same abbreviation of Windows' Blue Screen of Death), it is the Original Xbox's equivalent to the PlayStation 2's infamous Red Screen of Death (RSoD). It shows a black background with the green "Your Xbox requires service" text and a error code at the upper left side.

Someone who played the OG Xbox: I remember the Black Screen of Death, that it was so traumatic!

by Ryan900USAYT September 30, 2022

Broken Screen Syndrome

When your computer is so retarted you break its screen

Ah damn it my computer has broken screen syndrome

by penguinlover399 April 4, 2022

Blue Screen of Dying

The act of a computer crashing by displaying the blue screen of death.

Past Tense: Blue Screen of Died

PC User: "Shit, my computer is blue screen of dying."

Mac User: "Should have gotten a Mac, those never blue screen of die."

by seebzy July 28, 2012

white screen of death

What happens when you're running a computer that's running low on memory and/or has an obsolete operating system, like Windows XP. When you get a white screen of death, it's usually preceded by some shit like "unresponsive script" error messages or hourglassing.

My old laptop is all fucked up---every time I want to watch a YouTube vid, I have to wait for the white screen of death to clear.

by pentozali October 20, 2014