Bed Blast

A loud, deep fart in bed with your butt on the mattress, making a bassy noise that shakes the bed.

Person 1: *does a Bed Blast*
Person 2: Woah! That shook the bed!

by Anonymous1847282718181 May 5, 2020

Chaster Blast

When you have a random explosive diarrhea that makes an unbelievable amount of noise and smell and if it came out at just a slightly stronger velocity would lift you off the toilet. When it is over the inside of the toilet is completely caked with what ever your body had to evacuate in such an alarming manner.

I barely got to the toilet in time, the second I sat down I Chaster Blasted so hard man.

Sorry but I'm lactose intolerant, If I drink milk I Chaster Blast within 10 minutes.

Dude!!! Code Red!!!! No joke!!!! about to Chaster Blast MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!

by G-vagas November 3, 2010

Nipple blast

When a male, cat, or women spew milk from their nipples. Kinda like popping a pimple.

Ex. I'm about to nipple blast these kids!

by Gimix_13 May 30, 2016

Neon blast

When rap neon Christmas lights around your cock and fuck a bitch.

Did you neon blast your girl last night? Yeah dude but one of the Christmas lights got stuck in her.

by Garrett sweet November 15, 2020

ki blast

hand job

hey steve do you want a ki blast

by bigjillshagscats October 9, 2021

Blasting Buddy

A partnership between two people where the two of them shit as loud as they can next to eachother in a public bathroom. The partnership lasts a lifetime and one can only have one vowed buddy

Me and my blasting buddy Mikey caused a real ruckus in the Walmart bathroom, the other customers thought we were giving birth.

by Rickzilla June 10, 2015

Crack Blast

The act of sharing so hard you go back to the Cold War.

Man I ate Taco Bell last night and now I’m crack blasting non stop

by Author of Crack Blast May 2, 2021