John

Another word for cunt.

Take a look at that John.

by loljoker February 5, 2019

John

Meaning gun - mostly used in Liverpool

I’m not scared of him arkids got his John lad

by Scousemsttlad June 10, 2018

John

The toilet

I have to go to the john

by Caaaaaaaaaaaat November 30, 2016

John

A very sexy man with a great personality and if you are dating this man don’t let him go

He is a very special man

If you date a guy date a John

by Date a John October 24, 2019

John

Is usually a very sarcastic and funny person. He loves to laugh and be loud. Even though he annoys the majority of people he is around, everyone loves to have a good laugh with or at him. He tends to like people named Teia, Teia, Teia, and Teia. He also tends to like memes and laugh uncontrollability. He is a decent person, and a good friend to have. He also usually prefers academics to sports. He is also a video game or youtube freak. He likes people to laugh at him even when he is doing the granny panty. "Housekeeping!" Also, Teia is secretly in love with John but acts like she isn't because she's embarrassed. :( also kinda likes Austin ;/

What is that sound, it's almost like a girl laugh, wait never mind it's just John.

by Nicholeeee337 June 13, 2019

John

John is a God damned moron

Woman - 'Is that John?'
Woman 2 - 'Yeah it is'
The rest of the room - 'Let's leave...'

by Kebab_Remover August 9, 2018

John

John is the husband of Karen. John is quiet and sweet but is still grieving over the loss of his kids.

Karen took Johns kids and didn't vaccinate them so they died. If you meet a John in the wild, go find Karen and beat her up for him.

Karen took Johns kids

Johns kids died

Karen is a bitch to John

by Avo-on-Toast June 12, 2019