hella moist

when you get killed by stuffybark126 on xbox
"Bruh im hella moist rn"
by TWITCH SOUPY July 27, 2018
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moist firetruck

Using mayonnaise as lubrication to have ear sex with a female or a large gorilla(;
Boris: I gave your mother the Moist Firetruck last night.
Denzel: Nice. Fuck off.
by Crush Blaze February 11, 2014
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Hunsberger Moist Towlette

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette
On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months
by Boba fette February 03, 2019
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moist owl

1.)an owl that has become moist.
2.) an ugly, stinky, old looking pussy that has become wet somehow
ex.1) I just sprayed an owl with a squirt gun and now its a moist owl

ex.2) i almost banged this girl until i saw she had a moist owl and i just ran for it.
by OvO June 13, 2012
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moist panties

Megan hates these words, together or separate.
The panties were moist, and it was gross. Moist panties
by meeps38 March 17, 2016
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moist

comes from joe, in meaning: not dry and in which is very tender and supple
Did you see that shot in that bitches mouth?
That shasta was moist
by moist January 17, 2005
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moist albert

rim job

also see wet albert, wet conjugate and wet adam
He gave her a moist albert last night
by asdfghjkl January 28, 2005
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