task manager

that app you open when another app forgets how to work
ah fuck, chrome froze, guess it's time to open task manager
by TechNerd22 November 30, 2021
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Thanks, management

A phrase said when trying to imply superiority over someone while still saying thank you. This is derived from the announcements made by store managers. Usually, the announcement would be written on paper with the phrase "thanks, management" at the bottom.

"Our bathroom is out of service. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thanks, management"
Ordinary Guy: *talking non-stop*

Superior Guy: "Can you stop talking? Thanks, management
by meedox April 20, 2021
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Assistant Manager Syndrome

When the assistant manager is more strict or micromanages more than the actual manager as a way to try to prove their worth to corporate. This behavior usually indicates someone being after the store manager position. People with Assistant Manager Syndrome are often condescending due to a distrust in you to execute your job responsibilities properly.

Assistant Manager Syndrome is most prominent after company-wide manager meetings, and the strictness and micromanaging typically retreats to normal levels within a month after these events.
"I've been walking around the sales floor all day and haven't gotten any actual work done."

"Assistant Manager has Assistant Manager Syndrome, it's better to look busy than be busy until it dies down."
by Leppalimes August 21, 2018
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Upper Management

Upper Management won't let me get that hot tub I've been jonesing for over the last decade. How'd you guys get it done?
by nem- December 20, 2023
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Project Manager

Creates memes all day
The project manager created some great content today. Everyone loved the memes he made.
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A term invented by John Kerry and/or Bill Gates to denote 'non white population control'.
According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
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