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long tong 

10/10 product will change your life!! kelsorangejo's product sure does wonders!!
Person 1: hey have you seen the product the long tong?

Person 2: no is it good? Will it help me?

Person 1: you bet it will!!

(Can you let my family go now?
long tong by sjadjhfdb August 24, 2021

Long Allen 

The lude act of pulling or yanking on a flaccid penis in order to stretch it past normal elasticity.
Everytime I change my 8 month old son Parker he manages to give himself a long allen.

I woke up to Susie giving me a long allen because she read through my phone before I woke up.
Long Allen by Skete Gheyvidson April 12, 2022

Long Idiot 

Long Idiot by roxasthenobody98 April 24, 2022

Long Long Man 

DON'T SEARCH IT PLEASE DO-

It is a series of ads of a gummy calles "Sakeru Gummy"
Long Long Man is my favourite ad!
Long Long Man by Ebic_Duk June 24, 2022
A old English letter used to add ſ instead of the letter s
Me: hey
Friend: what?
Me: what is this symbol ſ?
Friend: oh that’s long s, it used to add long s instead of the letter s.
Me: cool
Long S by þe olde shoppe July 15, 2022

Long Cock Syndrome 

People with Long Cock Syndrome usually suffer from a giant cock and have higher rizz than people who don't. Long Cock Syndrome is mainly found in black males but is insanely rare in Asians.
Have you heard Tyrone has long cock syndrome?
Long Cock Syndrome by Candis November 15, 2022