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Kitten Kicker

"I still need to get three million dollars for Kitten Kicker, our overlord"
by fuckingshitbitch January 11, 2008
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Gay kitten

These are those souls who are called smol and gay by their family and friends regardless of their opinions. This is a title forcefully given and mostly can't be wriggled out of.
Diana: Adi can never be a gay kitten.
Alex: Tell me about it.

(Sarcasm: 999)
by sobering up November 18, 2020
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feed the kitten

The process of ejacualating into a womans vagina a.k.a. kitten.
Man, my womans on her period and I'm so horney I think my balls are gonna explode. I can't wait to feed the kitten once it stops bleeding.
by Christobon January 7, 2008
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Pissing kittens

The female form of crapping-a-cat. When a person who has a vagina expresses their anger in an extreme manner. For example, using wild hand gestures while screaming swear words.
Mom was pissing kittens when she got home and noticed semen all over her new granite countertops.
by Sleepover Gang Party November 19, 2021
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kitten licker

When an old guy dates your young, friend
Jim: Did you hear who Tanya was dating
Tony: Yeah, wasn't it that old guy at the ice cream shop?
Jim: Yeah, he's a total kitten licker
by Biscity March 4, 2016
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On Dead Kittens

If you have ever heard the phrase "On Dead Dawgs" well this is a whole new level of serious. Usually used to swear upon the name of fallen comrades whos bonds were forged in the fiery battlefields of call of duty 4.
I got you with an eigth for 45 and thats on dead kittens cuz.

On the most deadest of kittens to ever be a dead kitten you will put some respek on my name.
by AaronHernandez87 August 1, 2017
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Kitten Wrangler

Term for someone who is unable to keep things in order, despite their hardest efforts. Generally applied to someone who leads or manages people. This phrase references how kittens tend to want to go/do whatever they want and are unable to be kept under control when in a group.
"Every time I fix one problem, you guys go make another one! I feel like a freaking Kitten Wrangler here!"
by DocSparks216 January 4, 2020
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