by fuckingshitbitch January 02, 2008
These are those souls who are called smol and gay by their family and friends regardless of their opinions. This is a title forcefully given and mostly can't be wriggled out of.
by sobering up November 18, 2020
Man, my womans on her period and I'm so horney I think my balls are gonna explode. I can't wait to feed the kitten once it stops bleeding.
by Christobon December 18, 2007
After you shoved a gerbil up in the vaginer, if it lives for more than a week u shove a live kitten up there to catch it
by Johnathan dirtyslut January 06, 2017
by Ducks on Quack March 19, 2018
by Kitty Catty June 30, 2016
A Cargo Kitten is a term used to describe light-hearted and underpaid cargo pilots who don't take themselves too seriously. They are typically very playful and mellow. Cargo Kittens lack aggressive negotiating tactics which is why they can be commonly found in underpaid and unappreciated airline careers. The Cargo Kitten's counterpart would be a Freightdog. They both serve the same function but differ in characteristics. Freightdogs are usually less fun, more serious, and have higher self-esteem. They can be frequently mistaken for one another as they both are often seen in the wild unkept and unshaven. The major difference being Freightdogs are higher paid. Many Cargo Kittens attempt to disguise themselves as Freightdogs, but you can discern the difference quickly with either a ball of yarn or a quick glance at their W2.
"Hey man I can't believe you get paid so little to fly a 747??? I though you freight dogs made good money???"
"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"
"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"
by High Speed Aluminum Tubing May 09, 2021