Stoner memory

when a pothead begins to have/maintain very poor memory

Friend 1: bro what happened yesterday?
friend 2: were u off the za?
friend 1: hell yeah

friend 2: yeah that’s that stoner memory

by fareedaaly May 11, 2022

moist memories

Memories that are sexual in nature.

Usually used for masturbation.

I couldn't stop thinking about the moist memories I had with Rachel.

by Dextarian August 16, 2016

Lincoln Memorial

The act of rubbing a strippers clitoris on the main stage with a $5 bill for ummm safety reasons

Yo did you see Bush almost got kicked out of the strippy last night? He gave the girl on stage a Lincoln memorial and the bouncers were not too happy about it

by StripGuy May 28, 2019

Memory Loss

Ah shit, I forgot

Memory loss??

by Colrocks September 7, 2022

Memory diffuser

A memory diffuser is a female who makes a man forget about his ex.

Brody: damn bro I miss my ex
Aaron: sound to me like you need a memory diffuser

by Aaron aka little smile July 20, 2020

memorial day rizz

EPIC rizz, centered around memorial day.

"yo, that dude pulls so many chicks!"
"yeah i know, he's got that memorial day rizz"

by eliselaurenabbott May 26, 2024

fucktographic memory

The special ability to remember vividly every single sexual experience one ever had. Similar to a photographic memory but limited to sex acts. Includes remembering physical characteristics of one's past sexual partners, as well as how the sexual encounters happened.

I swear I remember the shapes of all their penises Melissa. How many times do I have to tell you? I have a fucktographic memory!

by PeeBalls March 30, 2018