ill treat ur ass

if someone says something thats something u can say to the,

Sarah: your ugly as shit Hannah: ill treat ur ass

by whothesegoofyswannabe August 27, 2023

Ill

Usually people are trying to type I'll but don't have autocorrect.

OMG IF YOU DON'T FUCKIN SHUT UP ILL KILL YOU

by Peachemojipluswindemojiequalsf June 17, 2021

ILL

Irritated, angry. I have heard this all my life, coming from the mountains of northwestern NC.

Mama could not get to her tanning-bed appointment because of the stand-off. She was right ill about that.

by Surf Side July 1, 2019

Ill weather friend

One with whom you share quality time only when you each have something mutual to bitch about, and the rest of the time you have little in common to talk about.

Mike's a good ill weather friend. I was home late last night because we spent half an hour bitching about the boss, even though most of the time we don't really have a whole lot in common.

by Altreus September 11, 2010

Ill smack five out chu

Popularized by RinnoDaGoat on Youtube, Ill smack five outta you means I will take all 5 of my fingers and smack you into next week.

"Aye I bet I could beat cho ass." " Say some shit like that again and ill smack five out chu."

by UndercoverHoodlum August 18, 2022

Ill-fishing

Telling people you are iller than you actually are for attention. Also applies to image posts on social media.

He's can't be that ill, I saw him running around town. He's totally ill-fishing for attention.

by Pikuntchu April 20, 2021

Mental illness

Tyler.

He claims to have every mental illness under the sun.

Someone: "I have *mental illness*"
Tyler: "Omg me too!" *copies it*

by Asteryoonie March 2, 2023