Mid-Western Hippo

A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.

"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."

by Spidey_Sences15 May 9, 2022

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hippo sack

1.a bag/sack that can hold a lot.

2.Very large scrotum.

1.There is a lot of things. I might need a hippo sack.

2.HOLY S***!!! I HAVE A HIPPO SACK!!! DANG!!!

by vonnypoo May 22, 2008

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Hungry hippo

Eating ass so hard that you taste shit.

I took the pizza man to the men’s stall and let him hungry hippo my ass hole

by Jasonbourne3 May 3, 2020

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Hippos are your end
Hippos are your start
Hippos are sleepy

Hippos are angry
Hippos are blue
Hippos are red
Some are even orange and green!

When someone threatens to open the hippo pen turn ur phone off and run before a tsunami spam wave ends you.

A: really annoying stoof that they won't be quiet about
B: I will hippo you
A: 🤐

by The unknown Ditto girl June 24, 2020

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Stink Eyed Hippo

The act of hiding one's shitted underwear or pants under a bed.

Natalia: Oh man it stinks in here!

Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.

by dan_gleewang January 13, 2021

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