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ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo

The government doesn't NEED to watch you. So long as you accept the propositions of the Universal Submission Ethic I know EXACTLY where you are. I know where you are on Sunday. I know you need to work hard and be friendly so I know where you are going to be Monday through Friday.
Conspiracy theorist "ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo!"

Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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The Man aka Government

often referred as a african man or the black man as being the most powerful and dominant. mainly the government in power
the man aka Governmentwants to take your power away bro
by MICK-DOG June 10, 2021
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Government

Personally the Government sucks, you have to pay the government to live. If u dont have money you're gonna fucking die..
by FuckGovernment January 14, 2021
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Government Time Change Time

when the government tries to convince you that you're "saving" time during daylight "savings" time. the true lions will rise and not kiss big uncle sam's feet!! the goverment is taking our time away at our prime and then giving it back with a little bow on it!! they are trumanizing us all!! wake up sheeple.
Daylight "Savings" Time is the spawn of all earthy evil. We should rename it Government Time Change Time (GTCT), rise now warriors of time!!
by trumanizedcaptive November 6, 2022
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Government Brothel movement

A movement that seeks to have a government run legal brothels in every major city.
by Judge dredd7 October 29, 2011
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Government

See!? That's why it fails! See me robbing you!? Don't you need the government?
Hym "Right but your entire position on everything is 'Society doesn't need to do anything, you just need to be better and do my purported ethic!' And now that I'm like 'I don't need the government, you just need to be better morally in accordance with with your purported ethic' it's proof that libertarianism fails but... Without the government it's just you and the hammer clowns... It's seems to be the case that YOU need it more than I do... And only to get away things that you know are so wrong that it makes you cry when you do it..."
by Hym Iam February 19, 2023
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Government

The superiors of the world who are actually just clones on Winston Churchill.
The government is being very suspicious.
by Likkle boi ronny September 5, 2019
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