Funny money

Money you pay to yourself, or any other situation where the actual dollar amount is irrelevant

A: I just lost a hundred dollar bet with myself!
B: I thought it was a thousand

A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway

by Platypus X May 6, 2021

Lazy funny

Lazy funny ley-zee fuhn-ee adj. 1. describing a person (usually highly attractive) who says things that are only mildly humorous yet expects laughter because people usually laugh regardless; person thinks he or she is more funny than the person actually is.

The cheerleaders always laugh at the stupid jokes of the lazy funny quarter-back.

by guiltyoflaughing January 19, 2012

Funny Ham

A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny”

Z- “This ham is funny…”

J- “You’re funny ham?”

D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)

by ScaryMonstars March 6, 2023

Be Funny Now

A bug ridden, free to play mobile/“pc” game that died within 3 months after release. Was resurrected for a week when the developer re designed the game to be essentially quiplash 4, but proceeded to die a slow, painful death.

Person 1: Hey, do you play “be funny now?”

Person 2: I used to but there was a bug that kept cutting of my answers and then nobody played anyways. The nail in the coffin was when the daily question broke for like 3 months.

Person 1: Yiakes

by abcdefghijklmoopjj March 16, 2023

fresh funny

Slang term for (plant-based) drugs, specifically cannabis. Derives from the freshness of the plants and the effect the drugs have, that make you feel "funny".

I bought some fresh funny!

by nora2605 January 27, 2023

funny oney

When your friend is being funny, but you yourself are so unfunny that you have to make up words in order to sound funny.

oh my gawdd ur a funny oney today.

by DoomfistOneTrick January 29, 2023

right funny

Old south. A verbal slap. A descriptive joining the sarcastic “right” , as in “you ain’t right” or “There’s a right one here.”, describing a very annoying person, and a sarcastic “funny” as in not being what they seem to be

A stranger shared his opposing political views which brought the old man to shouting and arm waving. Fearing an apoplectic attack, the stranger is told to “fuck off” by another person, he does but on their way out , 30 minutes later, the old southern matron sidewinds by the strangers wife, who was not a party to any of the aforementioned, and deadpans “You two are right funny.”

by AprilinNewYork August 19, 2023