frozen squirrel

An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.

-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"

-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."

by Bonerbunny August 28, 2008

FROZEN CHERRY

See: frozen banana A frozen cherry is a frozen banana, but preformed on a girl, hence the "cherry" part of the word.

My boyfriend is so wild! He came home with a cherry slurpee, then before we got busy he gave me a frozen cherry..It was incredible!!

by Brittany T April 23, 2008

Frozen Ghost

When you drop a massive log in the toilet and you are dealing with those “brown marker” moments and you just have to keep wiping so much that when you flush nothing goes down. And what is left is a turd blanketed in TP

“Watch out someone left a frozen ghost in the third stall.”

by Wheelchairchaser November 15, 2023

The frozen mile

Occurs on 17th of June . First one ever was 17/5/2022. Extremely red mullet pilled event that is an ice cream crawl. The destinations are creamos, then bellend stores, then coop, then spar. Occurs in ashburton. Advised to take an iron pill before competing

Ben: oh look, it’s the 17th of June, better take some ice cream pills and be a bitch and forfeit just before finishing

Vincent: I am red mullet pilled and prepared for The frozen mile

Tabad: oh no I have no money boo hoo

by Sussybakabaka6969420 June 23, 2022

American Frozen Funstick

A red white and blue dildo that is frozen that is later used for anal stimulation.

Casey loved it when i showed her my American frozen funstick, she even tried it herself.

by RNBWkitty July 12, 2016

the frozen playground

A hockey rink

Hey you wanna go up to the frozen playground for a little 3 on 3?

by Chadopotamus August 11, 2015

Frozen Soap Clones

Older daytime soap stars who have so much plastic surgery, desperate to cling to appearance of youthfulness to keep their jobs, that their facial expressions are frozen into a strange clone form of their former appearance.

Most of the original cast of the Young & The Restless are now Frozen Soap Clones.

by KImCobain July 26, 2017