When rafting and taking a stop in slow and calm water an eddy shark can be known to fuck your shit up. Good luck.
by PigNinja69 July 06, 2019
When the father of your child doesn't acknowledge the baby,when knowing they are the father,and doesn't want to pay child support. (i.e Eddie Murphy with Mel B's baby)
by Deshe November 28, 2007
Ed-Dee-Sys-Tem (noun)
1. A system created in 2010 to help struggling working classmen succeed in the work place
2. A system created to run in a grocery store.
3. An ordered and comprehensive assemblage of facts, principles, doctrines, or the like in a particular field of knowledge or thought: a system of philosophy.
4. A coordinated body of methods or a scheme or plan of procedure; organizational scheme: a system to succeed.
5. Any formulated, regular, or special method or plan of procedure: a system of marking, numbering, or measuring; a winning system at bridge.
6. A system founded by Eddie. It is described as a system to be successful at success.
1. A system created in 2010 to help struggling working classmen succeed in the work place
2. A system created to run in a grocery store.
3. An ordered and comprehensive assemblage of facts, principles, doctrines, or the like in a particular field of knowledge or thought: a system of philosophy.
4. A coordinated body of methods or a scheme or plan of procedure; organizational scheme: a system to succeed.
5. Any formulated, regular, or special method or plan of procedure: a system of marking, numbering, or measuring; a winning system at bridge.
6. A system founded by Eddie. It is described as a system to be successful at success.
by HollywoodSF March 13, 2012
"Aw, you just got the joke she cracked three minutes ago, what a classic Eddie"
"Looks like the penny just dropped! Classic Eddie"
"Looks like the penny just dropped! Classic Eddie"
by leenabean April 10, 2020
From the movie IT (2017) played by Jack Dylan Grazer. The smolest bean I love him so much. Has a BITCH MOM named Sonia. Biiiiig hypochondriac. Is absolutely IN LOVE with Richie Tozier (Finn Wolfhard)
Spoilers!!!-
Is also dead (RIP I LOVE YOU WAHHHHH)
We stan Eddie
Spoilers!!!-
Is also dead (RIP I LOVE YOU WAHHHHH)
We stan Eddie
Jennifer- OH MY GOSH IT'S EDDIE KASPBRAK!!
Ashley- Jennifer, we've seen IT 28 times now.
Jennifer- I know, he's just too cute!
Ashley- Jennifer, we've seen IT 28 times now.
Jennifer- I know, he's just too cute!
by bigsimpforsydneynovak January 30, 2023
Eddie Keane is a gentleman who only has two friends! “Ste Hill with the gout knees” & “Dave Parky” the guy who stabs people.
This chap said above is round bellied and full of shit!
Said individual above drives a certain bus around the Bolton area, likes to pick passengers up & speak to them with his “monotone”
I’ve heard this chap is a cling on and likes his friends when they’re naked running round their living rooms in their birthday suits pretending they’re unicorns!
If you like a rumour to get about then get yourself a friend Eddie Keane, no doubt by the end of the day the story would of been twisted many times!
Eddie Keane’s friends Hill & Parky both use him for gossip from their previous work for their own amusement & Keane said gentleman above is that stupid he tells them.
This chap said above is round bellied and full of shit!
Said individual above drives a certain bus around the Bolton area, likes to pick passengers up & speak to them with his “monotone”
I’ve heard this chap is a cling on and likes his friends when they’re naked running round their living rooms in their birthday suits pretending they’re unicorns!
If you like a rumour to get about then get yourself a friend Eddie Keane, no doubt by the end of the day the story would of been twisted many times!
Eddie Keane’s friends Hill & Parky both use him for gossip from their previous work for their own amusement & Keane said gentleman above is that stupid he tells them.
Hey Eddie Keane, what gossip have you got for me today?
Eddie Keane , why is your voice so monotone ?
Eddie Keane , why is your voice so monotone ?
by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021
A cute boy who sings amazingly good. Eddie has the deepest voice in the band. He can be weird sometimes but in a funny way! He owns a cat named molesey that is super adorable! Lastly eddie likes to look "classy", especially with his sunglasses.
Me: who's your favorite person out of the202band?
Sister: obviously eddie jones
Me: my favorite is-
Sister: oh my gosh eddie just posted!!!!
Me: nevermind.
Sister: obviously eddie jones
Me: my favorite is-
Sister: oh my gosh eddie just posted!!!!
Me: nevermind.
by natswords July 20, 2021