Upper Decker

When a phish show is so bad, someone jumps from the top tier head first into the audience.
"Brah, are they playing gotta jiboo again? Gawd I'm gonna smoke some sourD then take an Upper Decker'
by MomoDanceSkunkPusky October 18, 2021
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Upper Decker

Chicago slang for whipping out the rumpus maximus, doing a fruity little dance with your tooter, and shitting on one's roof.
Guy 1: he did an upper decker on my roof.
Guy 2: ewww man gross. Give him a Chicago sunroof
Guy 1: yeah I will, gotta get my gut going first though. Wanna get some deep dish pizza?
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upper decker

When you take a dump in a toilets tank
Dude: im going to take an upper decker in burger kings toilet.

(Dude upper decks BK)
Later someone takes a piss and flushes toilet: what the!
by mountain high mush September 13, 2014
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Decker

A Decker is a ginger-haired person with a simple comb-over.
This person is loving, forgiving, and cool for the most part.
Back in school, a Decker would study little, but still somehow manage to get almost straight A’s.

A Decker lets few people into their heart. But those people are the most loyal, trustworthy, and funny friends a person could ever have.
Dude, this Decker Guy is so cool!”
by xX_Boss_Xx November 29, 2017
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Decker

In the bookTHEY BOTH DIE AT THE END’ the word Decker is used to describe someone dying that same day
Mateo: Rufus and I are Deckers.

Woman: Sorry to lose you both today.
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Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
by Terry O'Raynis April 04, 2023
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