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David

a true bad ass how care for only his closest friends and family usually good looking and smart o and a total ASSHOLE
dude did you hear what David told his boss about not letting him go home cuss his mom was sick
by the asshole name david March 3, 2012
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David

He is one of the most beautiful souls you will ever meet. He is super quirky, dorky, and funny. He loves dancing and has the cutest little smile! When he smiles, he smiles so big that he gets these adorable little wrinkles by his eyes. Ohhh man those eyes! He has brown eyes, but they aren't just plain old brown eyes. They are the most beautiful, twinkling, dark, and mysterious eyes ever! His laugh is super quirky, but so cute! He has long, golden brown hair that he parts in the middle. It puts 90's leo dicaprio to shame!His charm gets you the fastest! He loves to talk about his travels and goals in life. Super smart and super funny too! That boy can make you laugh!!!
Wow, he's such a David
by Pizzaandpunkrock September 7, 2017
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David

I hate David
by Johnny44447 May 15, 2017
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David

David is the most funniest and most handsomest guy ever. He knows how to cheer you up when your down and knows the best way to help you get back on your feet. He is to good to be true. He will always make time for you friend/girlfriend this is what makes him the best boyfriend you can have. He can be a bit too straightforward but he makes up for it with his jokes.
Person: How are you doing David
David: I’m doing fine let’s catch up next and have a good laugh like the old days.
by Dabossisherefam February 20, 2018
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David

a hot ass motherfucker that is kinda a fuckboy
emily: who's that? he is hotttttt!

ian: oh that is my friend david, but he is kind of a fuckboy.
emily: he's also my new boyfriend.
by greysanatomyislit May 22, 2016
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David

Davids are the HOTTEST guys you could ever meet! They are usually Chinese and like paper air planes, minecraft, and pretty much being a nerd. They have VERY cute butts.
Person 1: Whoah that guy has such a cute butt!!!
Person 2: I know his name is David!
Person 1: Oh that explains a lot...
by 09o8ikuyhtgtbnyntiu January 24, 2013
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David

a person who likes to debate no matter how annoying he must get to prove a point. This person is usually determined to delete all girfriends who are dating his friends or rather try dying to make them leave his friend. no one knows why but davids get defensive of their friends.
Lane: Don't pull a david!
D-ennett: You're a fag! NEVER GET A GF BECAUSE I NEED YOU!
Lane: what???
Chris:.... stop making fun of my gf because she will hunt you down if u even try anythign with me.
by gregoriodarwin May 1, 2008
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