crapleaver

A person who walk's their dog and neglects to pick up the fecal deposits.

The cop's could have ticketed the crapleaver too, on word of everyone at the apartment complex.

Eww, I hate crapleavers.

by Gary Charles September 19, 2010

Crabblenarcs

When one acts or is a bitch - male version

see crabblesnitch

Oh man, I can't believe Marvin crabblenarced you

Those guys are being crabblenarcs

You better watch out Megan or he'll crabblenarc you too

I totally got crabblenarced at the office today!

by Coolest office bitch you know November 1, 2011

Cradles your catfish

A new term that is to rival the ancient "Floats your boat"
Means whatever makes the opposing party satisfied.

Daughter: I need tampons!

Father: I just got you some last night!

Daughter: I DON'T LIKE THAT BRAND!

Father: Well fuck you then...

Daughter: I hate you!

Father: What am I supposed to do about it?

Daughter: Go out and buy PLAYTEX SPORT!

Father: Fine, Whatever Cradles your catfish.

Daughter: HURRY YOU TWAT!

by VaginalErection August 10, 2014

Crambled

When a former lad and all round legend becomes a proper meff and serial bailer.

Alright lads, is Craig lad out?

Yes lad, he is defo out

*2 hours later*

Where's Craig?

No idea.

We've been crambled again.

by Brucey W March 3, 2016

cable normalization specialist

1. Generic term for an individual who was granted a position because of nepotism, Affirmative Action quotas, job lottery, etc. but has no marketable skills and contributes nothing to the company.

2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.

The "Cable Normalization Specialist" decided that rules were over-rated and he could have his six-year-old design the system while he had a beer.

by jmengle March 28, 2016

crabbed crust

The dried bits of semen residue from the last time you were "active."

-She accidentally inhaled my crabbed crust.
-She hadn't gotten any in so long, she was layered in crabbed crust.

by Give me crack or give me death May 17, 2016

cableist

Having an unfair advantage in watching live news, sports, etc. because you can shell out the money every month for overpriced cable

We have to go to our cableist friend's house to watch the football game.... he doesn't realize how privileged he is

by Shernandtu January 23, 2017