by Gignig23 February 13, 2011
Oil floats on water. Step 1) wait for it to rain. Step 2) Cover yourself in oil. Step 3) Fly. Cover Yourself In Oil Day.
by NiggerFaggotGaming November 29, 2020
When a dude lies on his back underneath a glass table and a girl sits on the glass table with her butt cheeeks pressed to the glass table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the glass table.
At Starbucks the other day I asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. The Barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and poop out the ham while I watched from below. Def got a semi.
by RodgerBirthCanal May 20, 2017
To drop the ball on a task, or to fail entirely at an assignment. Or to have done way, way, way too much cocaine the night before.
I can't make it in to work today because I fell through the manhole cover this last night like a total bone head.
Billy! Where's my report?!?! You fell through the manhole for the last time... you're fired!
Billy! Where's my report?!?! You fell through the manhole for the last time... you're fired!
by urban1983 December 08, 2010
When you hit something with your truck, but another truck hits it too, so you don't have to take the blame.
Melodysgrace pulled the old two truck cover up when he crashed his truck into an awning, but a food truck hit it again.
by Lenny The Meme Master May 05, 2016
Bases covered + ducks in a row = having our ducks covered.
It is obivous you are a metophore scrambler
It is obivous you are a metophore scrambler
by HOLY MOLY DAT MAKE NO SENSE March 11, 2014
by Donkeylips2 February 28, 2011