Muff Cotton

When against better judgement having your salty pecker inside a woman feels too good so when you're about to cum you ejaculate into the good ladies vagina, but because you do not desire to impregnate her you reach into the vagina and 'pick' this 'cotton' out

Henry laid down the law of the land when he told the bitch no and ejaculated into the woman as he simultaneously gripped her ass and pulled at the back of her hair. Now he had to go muff cotton picking, what a shame he thought to himself as he shoveled it out and disposed of his semen in the now useless woman's mouth.

"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.

by Henry and the Mallets FBG$ Pit December 19, 2012

cotton butt

When you leave the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your butt.

Hey look at that guy, he's got cotton butt! He must have made a huge shit!

by George Porge 69 October 22, 2013

Cotton Mouth

a penis that belongs to someone who will accuse anyone who comes within three feet of him of being after it, and is very protective/proud of it.

Jones: Yo Brian you tyina grab my fat junk?!

Brian: no yo, I just dropped my lighter.

Jones: that's it me and my fat junk aint bouncin around this gay town no more.

Jeff: That's ok Jones nobody wants your dayum Cotton Mouth around here.

by homeskill November 26, 2010

Cotton Heart

An absolute fucking sweetheart who deserves the world

They're such a cotton heart, I hope they have a great, happy life

by Keify January 2, 2022

Black cotton

Black cotton :; Vagina hair of a black woman

" Ew Latoya I see your black cotton slippn out of yo booty shorts !"

by SkatingTatertoot July 21, 2014

cotton swab

girls z bagging girls

brandi cotton swabs amanda all the time.

by the original KKK January 20, 2008

cotton nose

Someone who whines so much about a particular subject to extreme annoyance of the rest of his/her audience. Supposedly sharing character traits with people that have nose bleeds after long rants. Cotton buds are sometimes used to stop the bleeding.

Ted: I refuse to listen on the latest album of x band because the simply sold out.
Jeff: Quit being such a cotton nose.

by xombz October 16, 2008