Either fashioned of tp or plastic (but those are rare). Used to protect you from cool diseases?
Derek! I saw a throne today that i wouldn't sit on with 2 toilet condoms.
Source: dabert, us?
Derek! I saw a throne today that i wouldn't sit on with 2 toilet condoms.
Source: dabert, us?
by dabert June 20, 2007
A condom baby is a retard whose excuse to be a fucktard was brought about by his father ejaculating into a condom, the semen being pushed against the rubber wall, and the condom breaking, making the semen fall in and impregnating the woman.
by Stev Warped November 14, 2004
when you go to do your business in a gross, public bathroom, you cover the pee-covered toilet seat with toilet paper, acting as a condom.
MARK: hey i got to take a dump.
PHAREESH: dude, your gonna take one HERE!?
MARK: im gonna slip on a toilet condom
PHAREESH: Oh ok.
PHAREESH: dude, your gonna take one HERE!?
MARK: im gonna slip on a toilet condom
PHAREESH: Oh ok.
by smash ink March 31, 2010
Person 1: We were having sex then she bounced up and got on all fours.
Person 2: You mean...
Person 1: Yes sir. She wanted she wanted it in her ass.
Person 2: Well it is natures condom.
Person 2: You mean...
Person 1: Yes sir. She wanted she wanted it in her ass.
Person 2: Well it is natures condom.
by ATHF Romulox June 22, 2010
Man, I was fucking Susie so hard last night I almost didn't notice the condom came off until I nutted. I went condom fishing five minutes it was far up her pussy.
by ex_lax70 October 03, 2016
ima licky condom you
by dominic cory January 07, 2011
the appearance of a ring (same dimensions of a condom) on the outside of one's wallet caused by a condom being in the wallet for an extensive period of time (i.e. months to years)
Bob: Dude what is that on the outside of your wallet bro?
Dan: Shut up man, you know that is a condom ring...
Bob: It has really been that long since you last got laid?
Dan: Don't act like you've never had a condom ring!
Bob: Nah that ain't me....
Dan: Shut up man, you know that is a condom ring...
Bob: It has really been that long since you last got laid?
Dan: Don't act like you've never had a condom ring!
Bob: Nah that ain't me....
by Spinman75 December 05, 2009