Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.

Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!

by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022

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church wafer

a creative way to call someone an idiot.

"Don't be such a church wafer dude."

by s_c_t June 6, 2017

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Church Hoe

Loyal hoes that come from church

They’re not a church hoe, they’re just a hoe from church

by Mickelyawner September 1, 2022

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Purple church

Slang term for a strip club, most notably located in Oceanside California

"Hey bro we are going to purple church, you in?"
"Nah I'm too broke for blue balls this week"

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Technodeist Church, also referred as Technodeist Cult, is a name used to refer to churches and cults that use techodeism and scientific deism as the main base of their cults. Usually advocating the search for spiritual beings and gods on the same style of search for aliens, the development of technodeistic technologies and the creation of graduation courses related to technodeism and scientific deism.

"My city is about get a technodeist church, they are even building a big technological center for search for spiritual beings and gods here, it is really fucking crazy tho."

"Technodeist churches show so well that we can unite science with religion and spirituality, but the question is know how to do it, but how technodeism and scientific deism might be considered as sciences or even as protosciences, it is ok to do it."

by Full Monteirism January 17, 2021

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