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Collate the coochie

A guy who strategizes and organizes when, where and how he will see his numerous girlfriends, so they won't find out about each other.
Jack is always trying to collate the coochie, so he can have several hookups per week. He's fouls as hell, dude. date, breakup, hookup, misogyny, misogynist, player, cheater, philanderer, philandering, divorce
by joecoolthefool October 12, 2015
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Coochie Crunchies

The crunchy stuff that forms in panties after a woman discharges in them and it dries up
Wendy I was doing your laundry and I noticed you had some Coochie Crunchies in your panties
by SavAvv January 9, 2022
mugGet the Coochie Crunchiesmug.

coochie gang

Coochie Gang is a group of people who punch each other’s Coochies
Wanna join the “coochie gang?”
by 6stiffy9 April 15, 2021
mugGet the coochie gangmug.

Slayer of Coochie

An absolute mad lad, usually has at least 3 anime body pillows, a neck beard and 4 katanas. The man never showers and always wears a fedora, is sensitive to light from staying inside most of his life. Only leaves his house to buy Doritos and Mountain Dew, and to absolutely demolish pussy. Without these living gods none of us would be here today, thank you Slayers of Coochie. One example of a Slayer of Coochie would be our lord and savior Phil Swift, with his easy to use Flex Tape he makes all the females wet.
Chad #1: “Hey do you see that Slayer of Coochie over there?”

Chad #2: “Yeah he’s always gettin’ the girls wet.”
by Coolio69420 January 1, 2019
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coochie cancel

"Opps I didn't mean to coochie cancel you by walking into the single stall bathroom"
by coochiecanceller May 5, 2023
mugGet the coochie cancelmug.

oozy coochie

A pussy that has been passed around quite a bit and is now dripping cum and it’s pretty wide
Mom I met up with a chick I met on tinder, she had an oozy coochie
by dr.pubic January 21, 2018
mugGet the oozy coochiemug.

Gucci in the Coochie

It’s another way to say doing good like in 2019 when people said I’m doing Gucci but I randomly started saying this and I don’t know why, you can make it a sex joke to if you wanna
Guy 1: How are you doing. Guy 2: Gucci in the Coochie
by Skkskdkdkoaoal December 2, 2020
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