by Metis204 April 8, 2020
Get the Conservativemug. A financially comfortable person who supports conservative ideology, and addresses current events with an elitist, conservative perspective.
You know Todd: the cognac conservative with the trucking company? Yeah, he's said his freedoms are being stolen again, because he has to pay federal road taxes.
by Spartacus9 September 9, 2020
Get the cognac conservativemug. A boycott by buying the product with the intention to destroy said product because the company that produces the product supports issues and policies that conservatives despise.
Did you see that Fred is upset with Frigidaire because they support abortion rights? He is so pissed that he bought a Frigidaire air conditioner just to drop it from the 3rd floor window. The typical conservative boycott. Wouldn’t surprise me that Fred bought the warranty as well.
by Joseph Heston April 13, 2023
Get the Conservative Boycottmug. Leftist: Oh my god Elon Musk is such a fucking conservative fascist
Any normal person: Uhh Elon literally voted for Obama, Hillary, and Joe Biden, and most of his opinions are left wing.
Leftist: YOU'RE A CONSERVATIVE TOO REEEEEEEEEE
Any normal person: Uhh Elon literally voted for Obama, Hillary, and Joe Biden, and most of his opinions are left wing.
Leftist: YOU'RE A CONSERVATIVE TOO REEEEEEEEEE
by TheAngryJanitor June 7, 2023
Get the Conservativemug. Typically a young person, often living in suburban/urban areas who has moderate, centre right conservative values. What separates a City Conservative from their Conservative peers is they are less judgemental and generally open about their beliefs; they will rarely have a party membership and will seldom commit to one political party.
The values of City Conservatives are also often more pragmatic and internal. For example, a city conservative would not voice total opposition to abortion, or shame those who have one, they just would not get one themselves. It is an evolution of the ‘silent majority’ analogy in US politics whereby pragmatic conservatives who want a stable family, a secure job, moral value and a love of country do not want to be placed in the same box as MAGA republicans.
The values of City Conservatives are also often more pragmatic and internal. For example, a city conservative would not voice total opposition to abortion, or shame those who have one, they just would not get one themselves. It is an evolution of the ‘silent majority’ analogy in US politics whereby pragmatic conservatives who want a stable family, a secure job, moral value and a love of country do not want to be placed in the same box as MAGA republicans.
by Komnenos April 21, 2025
Get the City Conservativemug. A conservative who is so afraid of ostracism by liberals that he instinctively pulls punches, ducks fights, and asks his supporters to be content with minimal victories or defeats that could have been worse.
Rush Limbaugh once accused the Republican majorityof acting like 'whipped puppy dogs.' An illustrative case would be the call by certain neoconservatives for a "twenty year national debate" on abortion before moving forward with pro-life legislation. A whipped dog conservative would pretend to find this reasoning persuasive, since it gives him an excuse to duck a fight.
by George Chesterton October 3, 2011
Get the whipped dog conservativemug. You have the freedom... to do my book....
Conservative “Hey!”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”
Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”
Iam “I...”
Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Conservative “Hey!”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”
Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”
Iam “I...”
Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Iam “But... You’re not doing the book though... I saw you not doing it...”
Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”
Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”
Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “
Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”
Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”
Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨
Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”
Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨
Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”
Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”
Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”
Iam “I don’t though...”
Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”
Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”
Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”
Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”
Iam “I’m going to bed...”
Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”
Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”
Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “
Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”
Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”
Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨
Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”
Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨
Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”
Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”
Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”
Iam “I don’t though...”
Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”
Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”
Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”
Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”
Iam “I’m going to bed...”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
Get the Conservativemug.