a euphemism, used to fill gaps in conversation, awkward silence or just for a laugh. Coined by Master Chef Hugh Acheson, loosely referring to a scallop stored in a tin the size of a paint can.
Girl 1: Smart, handsome, he is quite a catch.
Girl 2: ... AND he has an unusually large scallop...
Wife: Have you cleaned the garage yet?
Husband: Have I mentioned I have an unusually large scallop?
Girl 2: ... AND he has an unusually large scallop...
Wife: Have you cleaned the garage yet?
Husband: Have I mentioned I have an unusually large scallop?
by Capt. Colicchio April 12, 2011
by i love woodard November 11, 2003
Ranks right in the middle of all the "ur (family member)" insults. Right after "ur dad lesbian" and one step below "ur granny tranny"
John: Ur dad lesbian
Gary: Ur Padre large gay
John: *spontaneously combusts, demon appears dragging John's soul into a fiery pit of eternal hell.*
Gary: *Becomes one with the heavens and the earth, equivalent to God*
Gary: Ur Padre large gay
John: *spontaneously combusts, demon appears dragging John's soul into a fiery pit of eternal hell.*
Gary: *Becomes one with the heavens and the earth, equivalent to God*
by thiccranchdressingboi69 March 28, 2018
When a fucking delicious homie with a 12-inch torturer penetrates your tight ass and makes you scream “holy shit i’m about to cum” keep in mind that you are not a large Pepe penetrator if your name is not either Connor or Felix.
by Big Dick Penetrator September 10, 2018
by nadpad August 3, 2017