Daddy's Butter

A term used to refer to Nutella that you don't want your kids to eat so you can have it all.

Kid: Mom can I please have some of that delicious chocolate/hazelnut spread on my toast?
Mom: No you may not. You know that's daddy's butter.

by MM406 November 27, 2016

stani-butter

crack cocaine. from stani.

Richard pryor loved his stani-butter.

by babyrazor July 21, 2003

Butter Imp

Someone who looks like...
A) A melted GI Joe figurine
B) Jabba the Hutt in a sauna
C) The sweaty lovechild of Herman Munster and Grimace
D) All of the above

Ted Cruz is probably my favorite butter imp.

by GRANDPASTOECHEESE April 20, 2018

Tub of butter

A genuinely great guy. A guy you can really call your bro.

Person 1: Hey man you know my boy Oscar?
Person 2: Yeah Oscar my real tub of butter

by atticus g May 1, 2019

Turkey Butter

Bullshit that sounds good as he'll

Believable bullshit

"Damn thats some turkey butter bruh"
"Man that story was turkey butter"

by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D September 18, 2017

butter belly

A beautiful girl with a voluptuous body, meaning full breasts, thick thighs, and smallish waist. A girl with the body of a woman. Butter bellied chicks are tone but they have soft stomachs like a pillow, not bony or fat. It's an old term for a thick girl.

She has it all; the big breasts, the thick ass, the shapely thighs and a nice soft butter belly to complete the perfect woman.

by Akarealnegro November 16, 2014

Fap Butter

(See fap.) AKA Vaseline. Every good fap needs some quality fap butter.

Tim: Man, I wanted to fap tonight but I ran out of fap butter. I sent my mom out to the store to go get some.

by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013