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British Standard

A polite way of saying Bull Sh*t.
John: "Did you hear about that new Manchester-based EV company set out to beat Tesla?"

Jack: British Standard...
by XXXABboOod6969 January 1, 2022
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Get British

A term used when describing a night that entails heavy intoxication.
Friend 1-Yo, its been a really long week.
Friend 2-Lets go out and Get British!
Friend 1- ELLOOO!
by Zacajewia<3'sWilberHall2011-12 October 14, 2011
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British Open

Bare assed fart in mouth that results in tainting the teeth from an unexpected squirt.
Dude...I really liked this girl but can't be around her anymore now that I gave her a British Open. Why would she risk asking me to buck in her mouth??
by Smitty' Titty's May 10, 2018
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British Vacation

Unlike the typical American vacation, a British vacation is where you announce to everyone you will be away whilst you will in fact be around the whole time annoying said people and not actually enjoying any vacation.
Gully Announces: I shall be on vacation this week Guildies and will be unavailable until January 1rst.

Next 6 days: Annoys the shit out of everyone in his guild channel, and spend most his days changing shit on the server while on his British Vacation
by Disfunktionl December 22, 2021
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british glass

shit. specifically dog shit on the ground.
watch out, don't step on that pile of british glass on the lawn.
by eazy.collective March 13, 2014
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selective britishness

As stated before, a good example of English Selective Britishness is the use of country names in wins/losses in sport (England won, Britain lost/Britain won, Scotland lost)... Yet it works both ways!

For example, in a recent Televised poll, many (NOT all, I'm not generalising!) Scots said they want all ties to be cut from England, to preserve Scottish heritage etc... Yet these same people expect Scottish TV presenters etc. to remain presenting English TV!?
Scotland is currently still part of Britain, hence their own ability to display traits of Selective Britishness... That's not to say England isn't guilty!

Let's keep Britain firmly in place... it means more public holidays for both countries! :D
by gratedraindrop February 21, 2007
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pro-british

I am a pro-british.
by anhminh1232002 November 26, 2010
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