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British Vacation

Unlike the typical American vacation, a British vacation is where you announce to everyone you will be away whilst you will in fact be around the whole time annoying said people and not actually enjoying any vacation.
Gully Announces: I shall be on vacation this week Guildies and will be unavailable until January 1rst.

Next 6 days: Annoys the shit out of everyone in his guild channel, and spend most his days changing shit on the server while on his British Vacation
by Disfunktionl December 22, 2021
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british coma

A really really deep or good sleep induced by someone talking with a really calming English accent
Why didn't Jerry wake up until noon?

He was in a british coma because of that audiobook.
by absolute door handle July 29, 2020
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British pickle

I just couldn’t hang with that British pickle he has
by Jenn pickle March 23, 2019
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british hotdog

It's a hot dog, but it's British
"Ugh, Paddington is such an Anglophile, of course he'd order a British Hotdog"
by Hutdogmcgee January 9, 2018
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british glass

shit. specifically dog shit on the ground.
watch out, don't step on that pile of british glass on the lawn.
by eazy.collective March 13, 2014
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selective britishness

As stated before, a good example of English Selective Britishness is the use of country names in wins/losses in sport (England won, Britain lost/Britain won, Scotland lost)... Yet it works both ways!

For example, in a recent Televised poll, many (NOT all, I'm not generalising!) Scots said they want all ties to be cut from England, to preserve Scottish heritage etc... Yet these same people expect Scottish TV presenters etc. to remain presenting English TV!?
Scotland is currently still part of Britain, hence their own ability to display traits of Selective Britishness... That's not to say England isn't guilty!

Let's keep Britain firmly in place... it means more public holidays for both countries! :D
by gratedraindrop February 21, 2007
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pro-british

I am a pro-british.
by anhminh1232002 November 26, 2010
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