August 24

Kobe Bryant day. On this day every year people will celebrate the life of Kobe. He was one of the greatest basketball players ever

Guy:
Guess what today is

Guy 2:

What?!?!
Guy:
It Kobe day, that’s why I’m wear the basketball jersey, it’s August 24
Guy 2:

ILL GO GRAB MINE

by NzCoCoPoPs January 27, 2020

August 2nd

National dick suck day.
August 2nd ( national dick suck day) is the day your gf gives you a bj til u nut.

Person 1: it’s August 2nd bro
Person 2: fuckkk, gotta help a homie out

by Alpha jedd August 1, 2021

21 august

The day crack heads were born

Person 1:why is she so crazy
Person 2:maybe she was born on 21 august

by Avvvvaaaaa December 7, 2020

August 20th

you are definitely the hottest person alive and everyone should hold your hand.

"did you know his birthday is on August 20th?"
"yeah i need to be his friend because that's thats the best day ever"

by pixielixie August 9, 2021

August 15

This Is the day in which girls/boys get to grab eachother ass don’t let the teachers catch you now

August 15 gotta grab ass day

by Lanaeee August 14, 2019

August 6

people who are born on august 6th are usually pretty, funny, and annoying.

boy:what’s your birthday
girl: august 6th
boy: you’re annoying

by i like chicken nuggets 69 October 30, 2019

August 2

Snail day. A day celebrating the existence of the best creatures on Earth, snails. All snails are valid. They are friend shaped and thus celebrated on August 2

"Did you know it's snail day? Snails are really the best!"

"Please respect snails on August 2 nd, it's snail day"

by RainSparks October 17, 2019