Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.

Ashton Burns is a small boy who is very unintelligent for his age

by Eli Vitolio Stinky April 27, 2022

Ashton

Ashton is the beautiful name for girl. She is creative, kind and friendly person in world. She care about lot of things. She very sweet to her family, friends, and others people.

Ashton is creative person.

by Lover527682 November 24, 2021

Ashton’s law

Law that states Ashton simply can’t be fucked with

These hoes don’t be mad at Ashton these hoes mad at Ashton’s law

by User0824 March 9, 2024

ashton

when a soccer ball, basketball, etc hits you in the face

"Bro yesterday I saw like 3 people getting ashton'd yesterday in P.E."

by shrek(real) January 21, 2022

ashton

sexy bitch with fat tits and a nicotine addiction. he likes the younger lady’s and isn’t that good in bed. his first love broke his heart and he still hasn’t recovered. it’s ok tho he’s cute and is a babe. gotta make sure he keeps it legal tho

hey it’s ashton - must be going for a younger lady

by sexymofo420 May 24, 2019

Ashton

the badass who is snart, funny, and can stand up for herself anytime she needs to. She's clever, and always secretly romantic. She's the funniest person I've ever met, and she should live forever. Did I mention she's HOT? What more could you ask for?

I love Ashton

by aggggggggggggh November 1, 2021

Ashton

Someone with a big and very phat Cock always ready to fuck.

I want to be like that Ashton.

by PopPussy69420 November 30, 2019