A Louisiana cumsquat is when you’re checking your fantasy team while doing a squat at the gym, when all of a sudden you realize you might have a chance of winning your league this year so you produce an excess of semen as a result of your recent findings.
The gym staff had to clean up my Louisiana Cumsquat after I found out Saquon Barkley scored the touchdown I desperately needed.
by treyisverygood September 3, 2021
Get the Louisiana Cumsquatmug. by Levister January 14, 2023
Get the louisiana bushwackermug. When you're giving a rimjob and you pause when the anus is fully gaped and put Louisiana Hot Sauce around the perimeter, and continue to munch for a spicier taste
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by TheFrostyBoss January 27, 2016
Get the louisiana chili ringmug. The Louisiana Brown Share is when you shit into someone else’s asshole, can be done with multiple people as a passing motion
by Snape303 March 11, 2019
Get the Louisiana Brown Sharemug. A particular loving and caring moment to share with your favorite gal. First you place your fist in her ass, dick in her pussy, and palce you hand over her face blocking her mouth, nose, and ears (works best with either large hands or a small head). Once the convulsions start, the fun begins. Not recommended to hold the position for long and be sure to ask your doctor if you heart is healthy enough sex.
by AHULL October 16, 2022
Get the Louisiana Log Jammug. by Jacob Wassler February 27, 2024
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by Bigboylover87 May 5, 2024
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