Sticking one finger in someone’s asshole and slowly making your way to your baby finger and sucking on all the fingers that have been inside of the asshole.
by Jonk67 November 8, 2025
Get the Baby fingering mug.(n.) A legendary bedroom kung-fu move where you channel your inner Shaolin monk and deploy exactly two fingers (index + middle, rigid like chopsticks) in lightning-fast, surgically precise circles directly on the G-spot/prostate, as if you’re trying to pressure-point someone into the next dimension. Named after “wuxia” + “shi” (master), because once this technique drops, someone’s soul leaves their body faster than Bruce Lee in a hallway fight.
Performed correctly, the receiver makes a noise that sounds like a dial-up modem having an exorcism. Performed wrong, you just look like you’re aggressively trying to unscrew a jar of pickles with jazz hands.
Pro tips from the scrolls:
• Maintain eye contact and whisper “Your chi is weak”
• Add fake wire-fu sound effects (WHOOSH-TING!)
• Finish with the ancient forbidden line: “The five-point palm exploding heart-gasm technique.”
Performed correctly, the receiver makes a noise that sounds like a dial-up modem having an exorcism. Performed wrong, you just look like you’re aggressively trying to unscrew a jar of pickles with jazz hands.
Pro tips from the scrolls:
• Maintain eye contact and whisper “Your chi is weak”
• Add fake wire-fu sound effects (WHOOSH-TING!)
• Finish with the ancient forbidden line: “The five-point palm exploding heart-gasm technique.”
“Bro walked in like ‘I studied the blade… and the bean.’ Ten seconds of wushi fingering and she spoke fluent Cantonese and saw her third-grade teacher in 4K.”
Synonyms: clit kung-fu, two-finger Hadouken, Beijing bidet, vajitsu
Antonyms: lazy pizza-dough kneading, the sad helicopter, whatever your ex was doing
Synonyms: clit kung-fu, two-finger Hadouken, Beijing bidet, vajitsu
Antonyms: lazy pizza-dough kneading, the sad helicopter, whatever your ex was doing
by Fudge Cluggins December 3, 2025
Get the Wushi Fingering mug.Related Words
Gavin: I gave brads mom a Coney Island weinering last night.
Tye: what’s that?
Gavin: it’s when you diarrhea on her chest then titty fuck her.
Tye: what’s that?
Gavin: it’s when you diarrhea on her chest then titty fuck her.
by Coors Drinker 69 June 16, 2024
Get the Coney Island weinering mug.A tiktoker with thousands of subs(around 6-7k), a total menace to society and WILL deny it. They may not want to admit it, but they're definetly a submissive omega in the omegaverse. A total nutjob but they're actually nice. in the comment section when they aren't bashing stuff, they also like to travel and post about it on their wawawandering account. They recently privated thier account but will hopefully be back shortly!
Person1: Hey! do you like to watch ꒰୨୧ Wan (Wandering away)୨୧꒱?
person2: nope! who is that?
person1: they're on tiktok and are super funny when interacting with their friends! one time they took a test of their omegaverse role and got submissve omega but they will delete your comment if you hint about it!
person2: nope! who is that?
person1: they're on tiktok and are super funny when interacting with their friends! one time they took a test of their omegaverse role and got submissve omega but they will delete your comment if you hint about it!
by Mochii Loves pine apple November 1, 2025
Get the ꒰୨୧ Wan (Wandering away)୨୧꒱ mug."I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.
"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.
by Anon42283 March 3, 2024
Get the "I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy. mug.