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Riding the unicorn

The act of riding a psychedelic unicorn through space and time.
"Wolfy looks so far out today, what was wrong with him?"
"Dude he's riding the unicorn so hard right now."
by Chaogina September 6, 2011
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HORN OF THE UNICORN

slang for cock

and

a yugioh card
Sergio: Hey mija, u want to polish my HORN OF THE UNICORN? Pull the trigger of my love gun? Ride the lightning? Pet my ant eater? Eat my beef jerkey?

Bitch: Yes!

Sergio: Ok, bend over and take it! Take it!
by SERGIO SANDOVAL October 14, 2011
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Creative Unicorn

A rare and almost mythical human that possess multiple talents and qualities.
Gladys is a Creative Unicorn. She can draw, sculpt, animate, design, compete in sports and be the best at it, think innovative, invent, dance, web design, code, draw with data, cook, think creatively, etc.
by godrawsomething May 18, 2018
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Dirty Unicorn

When you put a strap-on on your head and fuck your partner in the ass.
Bruh, I dirty unicorned this chick so hard last night I will be washing turds out of my hair for a week.
by Dirty Pony September 16, 2017
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unicorn brothers

A word used to describe the relationship between two males, whom have found they had intercourse with the same male, mutually known by both (much like eskimo brothers).
Chad: Dood you will never guess who I banged last night.

Brad: Who?

Chad: I totally fucked the shit out of Chet!

Brad: Ohhh man no way! I totally fucked Chet in the ass too!

Chad: No way! When?

Brad: Remember when Chuck had that awesome Christmas party last year? Totally pounded Chet in Chucks champagne room then, he was so loose!

Chad: No way! That makes us unicorn brothers!

Brad: Fuck Yeah Unicorn brothers for life!

*Brad and Chad then preform a high five

Chad: Dood, Chet is such a butt slut...
by WIldBillBigCock March 27, 2016
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Pet The Unicorn

Another way of saying your masterbating (Jacking off)
I'm gonna "pet the unicorn" before i go to jessica's house.
by AndieAnderson May 12, 2016
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Devil’s Unicorn

A Devil’s Unicorn is a very good looking man that has threesomes with couples. (They’re willing to play with both and nothing is off limits)
Tara and David were at the bar looking for a Bull when they spotted Anthony and realized he’s much better and willing to do more. A rare find. The Devil’s Unicorn.
by AJ Schwifty August 23, 2023
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